Monday, December 6, 2010

Pure Skateshop in Redmond is Closing

So, I bought a skateboard shop in Redmond, Oregon this year. I already have to close because there just is no money coming in there. It fucking sucks that a core skateshop cant survive. I have a few things that I blame for this happening and would like to outline them in the next few paragraphs.
First of all. Too many people shop online. I am guilty of this as well, but I would never buy my skateboard online. Not saying I didnt buy from CCS when I lived in Sweet Home and the closest skateshop was 45 minutes away, and I didnt have a car, but when there is a skateshop in your town, buy from them. Your being an asshole if you dont, and you know it.
Secondly, I just read that Zumiez had their best financial quarter in the history of their business. That is rad that a company that exploits activities that I love is succeeding so well. Fuck corporate mall chain bullshit stores in their fucking ass. If you shop in a mall skate store, go fuck yourself. You are a spineless worm who should be beaten with a stick.
Third, scooter kids are worthless and probably had a hand in fucking over core skateshops. Especially with them allowing scooters in the Redmond Skatepark. Some of those little fuckers used to buy skateboards, but now they spend their money on $600 scooters. Do kids never want to grow up and get laid? I mean these things are the stupidest thing in the world. I know some of you say, "Well hey, I saw a scooter kid do a backflip. They can do cool tricks." Fuck that. It looks stupid when they do any trick on that thing. Sorry if your kid rides one of these things. Scooters fucking suck balls. I think I hate them.


*Small businesses that sell online dont really bother me, im talking about the ones that just undercut everyone and have no real connection to the market they are selling to. Those ones are the ones that can fuck off.

Friday, November 12, 2010


Supposedly this is a Hubba Model. Possibly gonna get tit-road-rash.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Its coming!

release date soon. soon. soon.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

babe of the day

So, If you set your preferences to stumble upon to Porn, this is what pops up. Babe of the day #2. I hope kids stay away from this blog.

monkey with a gun

Enough said.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Babe of the week

Here we go. Lets see if we get a content warning soon.

The good ol' days

Friday, September 3, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010


Scooters are now allowed at Redmond Skatepark. LAME. The city seems to reward these kids for trespassing and running from the cops. I made a add to vent my frustration

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

scumbag skatefest 2010

my camera died early. so these are the only photos i got. good times.

Best trip ever. Check out and for more radness.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Gotcha Bitch!


We havent started filming yet, but we will. I promise. Totally.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Quote of the day... Possibly the year.

"Heckle Beach, It's breaking 24/7." ~The Boss in regards to a hour long heckle fest at the bar.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Trout lozenge hardware coming soon

Charlie Cook has a hardware company. Check it out, more info soon. Ride the trout, or get the fuck out!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Scumbag 2010

This is the tentative dates for the tour. More info happening soon...

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

New shirts available in the store

You should buy like twenty of these, so you dont have to do laundry for like a year.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Go Centaur or Go Home!

Do you think the back of his costume smells terribly of farts?

Monday, March 8, 2010

Renny in Redmond

If you skate redmond often you know this kid. He's got some good tricks. heres a couple of photos I shot yesterday...

Yeah Sam!

Sam Shredding Redmond Yesterday. This was a good day.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Good Morning...

I like this photo for the reason that I cant figure out if they are eating spaghetti, or throwing up spaghetti onto plates. you be the judge.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I Dont post often...

here is a picture of Aaron Skating the pure skateshop counter curb before the shop was finished. Now this ledge is hidden below a counter. RIP little curb...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wishing for Warm days again

Total tan lines. How do you get this?
Pate shredding some tigard action I didnt get this kids name, nor did I understand shredded pants with tights on underneath. but this kid did shred.

Aaron, Dax and Pate. Hesh crew to the max. Take it to the limit.