Merry Christmas!

Watch out! Santa will grab yer nuts!

Naming contest over

So the house came up with a name. CASTLE VON LURKENSTEIN. Jp came up with it. I think it is awesome.

Here were some of the runners up...

The Devils Causeway
Zantorians Palace
Two middle aged men living Together
Tiki bar's don't work
Lurker's Point
Lords of Scum Crust.
The House of The Last Juggalo.
You 18 yet, get in my bed.
Eithopian Menstral Tower.
Maggot Sex farm palace.
Liver rape cave.
The last stand of Dirty Hairy.

Thanks to Kurt and Keller for the names.

New house naming contest

So, I am in the process of moving into this new apartment with my friend JP. It is looking pretty barren at this point, and it is without a name. I think a place like this needs a name so when I say I'm just going home, I can say something cooler like I'm headed to the 9th level of Gondor or something. So I'm giving everyone a chance to help out with a name, or vote on some of the names I came up with. It is an upstairs unit, so I think a name that implys height or a perch would suffice. So the names I'm brainstorming are as follows:

1. The Tower of Isengard
2. The Eagles Perch
3. "No you cant stay on my couch"
4. Meth-Lab 3000

Your turn now.

Also we are putting in a tiki bar, so donations are appreciated.

FUCK YO COUCH!!!

Rather be hated... than to be ignored

Fire wizard The boss is gnarly

cheers you hobbit motherfuckers

can you say drunk in public?

You elected him..

its why I live in oregon. Muwahi-aih-uhh!!!

Been Awhile Huh?

Piss it all away This is the shire. Probably one of the best indoor ramps in the world.

The shire will wreck you. It is tight and wierd.

Come to the shnar booth and get bummed

Whatever Lame-o's, I'll keep posting...

Best Costumes Ever.

So, JP and I are going as complete morons for halloween. You'll know who we are, the juggalos.
I have to say, I am very worried about these costumes. I'm not sure I will like myself afterwards. I just hope I dont have to explain it to some real fans, that no, we hate this shit and are making fun of you. Whoop whoop my ninja!

BRUCE CAMPBELL SUCKAS

So, I went to a musical this month. It was evil dead the musical. I am a total evil dead nerd, so I had to go and see it. They announced they had a special guest, and it turned out to be mutha-fuckin' ASH himself! Bruce Campbell. I was pretty stoked. He did a Q & A session after the show, and I found out that I am not as big as a nerd as some others out there. I wanted to get a picture with him, but he snuck out the backdoor like Kurt stealing beers from Aarons house.

Bruce asked if anyone had any evil dead tattoo's, and if they did he would sign them if the person would get his signature tattooed by it. This kid had no tattoo's but was willing to get Bruce's signature as his first. Wow.

Motobike

Just picked up this thing. Kurt took the photo. Too bad there is already snow on the ground

Pure Skate Shop Grand opening skate jam

Heres some photos from the jam. It started snowing for the first time this year. Kids were still shredding it.

aaron. Signing the kids up for the game of skate
Jessie showed up. But just chilled in his sweat suit.

Shnar booth.

Alex doing a footplant 900 on a curb.

Alex has an old shnar shirt. It looks like it may be hurting him somehow...

Fueling up for the radness.

Holding the fort down.

This kid, AKBAR, was shredding. This was a shuvit 5-0 stall on the ramp that I fell off of right when I got to the contest.

Lip slide

Smiffers

Nose grind.

I traded my skateboard for these!

I would rather ride a fixed gear.

Check this kid out!

His name is Cody and he is 7 years old. He emailed me this picture. He shreds!

Palm springs skatepark

Just took a trip to Palm Desert and I got to skate this gem. I do have to say it was one of the best parks I have ever skated in my life. The street section was rad, so was the main bowl and the pool was epic. Too bad it was 113 degrees when I skated it and I almost threw up from the heat. Killer none the less.

Secret Spot

This spot is sick. Still havent skated it, it needs some work, but could be epic. One hint, its in central oregon.

Skate Tonight?

Hope it dont rain tonight. Go skateboarding at Redmond skatepark after around 6pm or 7pm. I'll be there trying to shred. Heres a photo I found of your family.

They're Here.....

The classiest deck in the shnar lineup. Get one and piss off your girlfriend, wife, parents, hooker, etc.

Toxic Avenger

This movie has nothing to do with the origin of the word shnar, but if did not see this movie at a young age, and then a million times after that I do not think shnar would have ever happened. Watch the toxic avenger, I'm sure they got it on net flix. and watch every other Troma movie ever made.

New boards coming to a shop near you!

Heres the cobra deck. These will be a closeout price because of some printing malfunctions. Get em while they are hot. They are punker point decks with long wheelbases.

www.crustygoldtoof.com

My good friend Kurt just started his blog. You should check it out. www.crustygoldtoof.com it is already amazing.

Fucking stupid printing bullshit---ANGRY

Boards are delayed a bit. Fucking couldnt print worth a damn today. Sorry everyone. Actually does anyone even read this or care? If so, post a comment once in awhile you assholes.

Fucking boards will be done probably next week. I got logos with like cobras and cigarettes and pregnant chicks ready to rock and roll.

It explains itself

Thank Aaron Keller for this radness.

Skeletor and the Boners interview for Jackalope skate mag

I had grand plans of starting a printed zine awhile ago. I have too much shit to do already, so I'm gonna treat my blog like the zine. Here's an interview I did with Skeletor and the Boners.

Spencer: Where are you dudes from?

Boners: We're from a deadly realm called Windsor, California.

S: What would you consider to be your spirit animal?

B: Our spirit animal is a dead goat, with the body of a fat dude and the claws of a dragon, and the wings of a raven. He comes in the night... lurking in shadows. He wears leather pants and smells like patchouli.

S:Do you ever wish David Lee Roth would come over and hang out with you?

B: We wish he would STOP coming over. Dude is crazy.

S: who would win in a fight: David Lee Roth or a Wooly Mammoth?

B: For it is Written, "...and the Diamond one clashed horns with a great, wooly beast. Flesh was gnarled and feelings were hurt, but when the dust settled... the Diamond still wailed." -From 'Hot for Teacher,' the David Lee Roth Autobiography.

S: What if David Lee Roth had an erection? Would that change the outcome of the battle?

B: I doubt he was flaccid during the time that passage describes. Historians say he most likely had a rockin sidepipe.

S: How many hours a day do you praise Satan as your lord and master?

B: We worship 6 hours a day, 6 days a week, 6 months out of the year. We rest on the Sabbath.

S: And how does that affect your dance moves?

B: It cuts into our dance practice sometimes.

S: Okay, serious questions now. Where's your favorite place to skate?

B: The Windsor Safeway ledge, San Diego Clairemont skatepark, Sonoma County skateparks, San Fransisco street spots, the list goes on.

S: Where can your music be aquired?

B: Some songs are available on our myspace. Our first album, "Blood Turns Black," will finally be official very soon.

S: How long have you guys been a band?

B: We've been channeling the Darkside for over 6 years.

S: Any shout outs or upcoming info?

B: Shout outs and thanks to Scene Video Magazine, Wayward Son, Spoken Art, Faternal, Shnar Skateboards, Chris from the Foz, our fans, and everyone we skate and rage with. Oh, and the devil.

Zach Spece

Photo by Skylar

New Decks Coming!

Heres the new deck. I havent even printed them yet, so dont get bummed out on the graphic early. Wait to get bummed on it. Brandon tested Brandon approved.

were through being cool

New boards available at Pure Skateshop in Bend pureskate.blogspot.com , Dokument Skateshop in Salem dokumentskateshop.com and Aspect board shop in Bend aspectshop.com

Some Pictures I found from a time long ago

Rob. Picture by Joel. At the time, I didnt even know Rob. Now we skate all the time. He shreds. he is the one in the video clip doing all the slidey McFootplanty tricks. On a side note, I think that is Dax and his dog Martin in the background. Aaron, correct me if I am mistaken. I still dont know how I ended up with these photos. I think it was a college project for Joel. This is another pic of my old roomate Matt. That is milk he is puking. He had to use his toothbrush (which you can see in his hand) to get the bulimia rolling. Pretty fucking rad. I dont know if anyone in the apartment complex saw this happening, but everyone there pretty much hated me and everyone who lived at that house.